Bring it on David Cameron...

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Bring it on David Cameron...

Postby davidgwalker » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:17 pm

Good on ya David Cameron ( http://www.davidcameronmp.com/ )
about time someone actually attempted do something about the benefit abusers:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7176032.stm

I personally know 2 people on incapacity benefits and they really, NO REALLY do not qualify!
I also personally know 2 permanently disabled from birth people, both find it difficult to walk but work for a living and never intend to claim benefits.

Guess who I admire the most?

Go David go David, weed out those abusing our benefit systems and make em work for a living.

You get my vote ;-)

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relevant joke - benefits office

Postby Guest » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:40 am

A relevant joke:

At the benefits office

A guy walked into the local benefits office to pick up his check
He marched straight up to the counter and said:
'Hi, you know, I just HATE drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said:
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his new Mercedes-Benz, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her late teens and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is ?30,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said:
"You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said:
"Yeah, well. . . You started it."


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